Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
booty booty booty booty rocking every pearNobody understands how funny i find this
would you like to buy some turnips
When someone fucks with you on a bad day.
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool